A Poem Whose Title is a Little Longer Than the Actual Poem Itself
A Panda sticks bamboo
Between its teeth
And mutters,
“Shoot me.”
15/12/05
A Gal Giving Gus a Gander before She Guns His Galantry Down for Good
She pulls a gun from her garter belt
Almost exposing her g-string.
“Gee,” she says putting her finger to her cheek,
Then, “Gotcha,”
And winks.
15/12/05