In time for the holidays, a cemetary in Greenwood SC is having a sale on their plots. The manager says that "Half off of a cemetery space is a good bargain."
I say they should advertise it as a two for one sale:
Car crash? Suicide pact? Lover's quarrel with shotguns? No problem!
Bury two loved ones for the price of one at GMGM, but only for a limited time.
(Plots are not guaranteed to be side by side)
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So come down and see us on the green side of Greenwood...