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it's raining in the south while sex blooms in the north. i heard of an insurance company that has policies for male porn stars. it's called "erection protection". yeah right. i'm sure though someone has thought of protecting their performance in the industry that leaves little to the imagination. i wonder if the cost of the policy is calculated in inches...

yes i'm bored and yes i'm horny. and frankly it's a bad combination. fortunately work affords me the freedom to waste time. and time i do waste - or at least utilise for non-work efforts. now if there was only a way to take care of the horny aspect of my life...

the seven year itch - why is this real? am i just a cliche waiting to reinforce itself? will i keep asking questions ad infinitum? hmmm?

bla bla bla yes malcontented and idle disenfranchised gen x bla bla dad left us bla bla fear commitment etc...

the mundane is a given, but the unusual, the privy, the relief is not. forgiveness is for the weak. the strong want justice and pursue justice. (goodness, what a good american i am)

oh stuff it and just bomb the hell out of the enemy...